The Oracle of Starbucks

Try the Oracle of Starbucks, and see where you land. My "fortune" claims the following:

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink venti non fat chai latte are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water

Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores

I would thank my friend Helen for this, but she didn't put up a link to it, so I had to go find it myself.

What are you?