The Oracle of Starbucks
Try the Oracle of Starbucks, and see where you land. My "fortune" claims the following:
Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual
You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink venti non fat chai latte are potheads.
Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores
I would thank my friend Helen for this, but she didn't put up a link to it, so I had to go find it myself.
What are you?
Labels: Starbucks oracle
posted by snarfdog @ 8:39 AM
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3 Comments:
Au Contraire. The link has always been there if you click on where I wrote Oracle of Starbucks. ;P
I did. It didn't work. I was so disappointed.
I got: "Personality type: Freak
No person of sound mind would go to an EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOP to get a drink WITHOUT CAFFEINE. Your hobbies include going to ski resorts in the summer and flushing $5 bills down the toilet. You are a menace to society.
Also drinks: Non-alcoholic beer
Can also be found at: Pools with no water"
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