Sunday, September 24, 2006

Church = Freedom

Many people find a certain peace when attending church, a lifting of
their spirit, a lightening of their load. Riley apparently feels
freedom. The freedom to shed everyday burdens such as clothing and be
at one with herself. Yep, you guessed it, another church strip tease.

This week my goal was to find non-removable clothing. I thought about
overalls, but they make the potty issue a little too difficult, t-shirts
slip over the head too easily, pants and shorts slide off too easily.
The choice? Another dress, but this one had buttons up the back to keep
it secured. I was feeling pretty triumphant in my decision until once
again we neared the end of mass, clothing still intact. It was at this
point that she lifted her dress over her head and headed down the aisle
proudly showing off her underwear.

Next week this sermon will be brought to you courtesy of St. Duct Tape.


At 24 September, 2006 22:44, Blogger heather said...

i think when she grows up, she's gonna be a holy roller.


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