Just call me Snooty Farklefanny

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. (We had great fun with this at work last night - of course we get deliriously silly in the middle of the night so it might not be as funny in the light of day.)

B. Once you have your new name, forward it to friends, family and co-workers. Put it on your cubes, offices, badges, or any other form of identification.
And, don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle j = doofus s = snooty
b = doombah k = funky t = tootsie
c = goober l = boobie u = dipsy
d = cheesey m = sleezy v = sneezy
e = crusty n = sloopy w = liver
f = greasy o = fluffy x = skippy
g = dumbo p = stinky y = dinky
h = farcus q = slimy z = zippy
i = dorky r = dorfus

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin j = monkey s = lickin
b = feather k = flippin t = snickle
c = batty l = fricken u = chuckle
d = burger m = bubble v = pickle
e = chicken n = rhino w = hubble
f = barffy o = potty x = dingle
g = lizard p = hamster y = gorilla
h = waffle q = buckle z = girdle
i = farkle r = gizzard

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt j = honker s = fanny
b = boob k = head t = sniffer
c = face l = tush u = sprinkles
d = nose m = chunks v = frack
e = hump n = dunkin w = squirt
f = breath o = brains x = humperdinck
g = pants p = biscuits y = hiney
h = shorts q = toes z = juice
i = lips r = doodle

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. Tell me your new name.