Monday, August 22, 2005

Just call me Snooty Farklefanny

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. (We had great fun with this at work last night - of course we get deliriously silly in the middle of the night so it might not be as funny in the light of day.)

B. Once you have your new name, forward it to friends, family and co-workers. Put it on your cubes, offices, badges, or any other form of identification.
And, don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

a = snickle j = doofus s = snooty
b = doombah k = funky t = tootsie
c = goober l = boobie u = dipsy
d = cheesey m = sleezy v = sneezy
e = crusty n = sloopy w = liver
f = greasy o = fluffy x = skippy
g = dumbo p = stinky y = dinky
h = farcus q = slimy z = zippy
i = dorky r = dorfus

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin j = monkey s = lickin
b = feather k = flippin t = snickle
c = batty l = fricken u = chuckle
d = burger m = bubble v = pickle
e = chicken n = rhino w = hubble
f = barffy o = potty x = dingle
g = lizard p = hamster y = gorilla
h = waffle q = buckle z = girdle
i = farkle r = gizzard

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt j = honker s = fanny
b = boob k = head t = sniffer
c = face l = tush u = sprinkles
d = nose m = chunks v = frack
e = hump n = dunkin w = squirt
f = breath o = brains x = humperdinck
g = pants p = biscuits y = hiney
h = shorts q = toes z = juice
i = lips r = doodle

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. Tell me your new name.


At 22 August, 2005 10:52, Blogger -april said...

Nice to meet you Snooty Farklefanny. I'm Dorfus Lickinhump.

At 22 August, 2005 12:03, Blogger Viv said...

Sneezy Dippinchunks! Mmm!

At 22 August, 2005 13:04, Blogger Andrea said...

ha, i'm cheesey dippindunkin.

At 22 August, 2005 14:05, Anonymous Shadow said...

hmmm Dorfus Dippindoodle, now if I can only yell Sneezy Dippinchunks the next time I shoot on Viv without collapsing in a laughing heap

At 22 August, 2005 14:53, Anonymous imhelendt said...

boobie chickenlips. Married to crusty chickenlips. ew.

At 22 August, 2005 15:08, Blogger snarfdog said...

OMG,I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at the thought of you yelling, "Sneezy Dippinchunks" while shooting on Viv. I want to be there for that.

At 22 August, 2005 16:23, Anonymous Shadow said...

Ju, aka Boobie Bubblehump, came up with a better way...stand behind the net and yell it as someone else is shooting on her

At 22 August, 2005 16:27, Blogger snarfdog said...

I'll do it - pick me, pick me. ;)

At 22 August, 2005 18:47, Blogger Viv said...

I wanna be there for that too! Oh, wait, uh ... never mind.

At 01 September, 2005 16:59, Blogger Jennie said...

Apparently, I'm a member of Andrea's family.

-Sloopy Dippindunkin


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