Death Clock

Wow. I now know when I'm going to die, or do I? According to the death clock if I am normal (what is normal?) I will die May 26, 2044 (Wow, 39 years to go!) If I'm pessimistic I only have 24 years left, leaving this planet March 19, 2029, and optimistically I will live to be 93 and not exit this existence until July 10, 2058. Of course, now you all know how old I am, but then again that wasn't really a secret. However, now that I have bestowed this info upon you, I expect each of you to clear your calendars so that you can come party at my wake/funeral. http://www.deathclock.com/