The vileness made a little better by some preschooler humor

Sam: Mommy, what happened to your voice?
Me: I lost it.
Bill: Do you think Mommy forgot it somewhere?
Sam: No.
Me: Do you think the Sea Witch took it like Ariel's?
Sam: (looking all around) I don't see her around here. She's at home
in her nest.
Bill: Should I send my friend to get Mommy's voice back? He scuba
dives.
Sam. No. The seashore is closed. She locked it up.