So sorry old friend

Dear Internet,

I'm so sorry to leave you this way, but I have found a new friend that
is needing more of my time right now. Internet meet Lizzie. I foresee
spending many many hours with her. Check out Flickr to see what my new
friend looks like. She is quite a looker afterall.

Thank you dear Internet for always being there in the middle of the
night for me,

Sincerely,
Susan