Because Heather and Cheddah care

5 nicknames you have or had:
Shorty
Shitwick
Suzie-Q
Snowflake
Spaz

5 sweet treats you like to eat:
Saboyon
Ice Cream (mint chip is my favorite)
Mint Oreos
Girl Scout Thin Mints (are you seeing a pattern here?)
I think I need to bend the rules like Bubbles and add a drink - Toffee Crack.

5 things people would be surprised you have:
Hockey Gear (other than those of you who know me here)
A motorcycle
guns
Beanie Babies
A treadle sewing machine

5 fabulous celebrations:
My wedding
The births of my children (that counts for 3)
Multiple theme parties we've had here at the house (that counts for another half dozen)

5 things you'd like to have:
My own home
Heathers pool transplanted to the backyard of said new home
A convertible
Endless ability to help my family and friends
A quilting machine (complete with it's own studio)

5 cool presents you've received:
My hockey stick (it was a birthday gift from my hubby, and I scored my first goal with it, on my birthday none-the-less.)
Disneyland tickets (Thanks L and A, ya nutcases)
Various pieces of jewelry from my hubby including his heart and the key to it.
Power tools
I'm sure there are many more, but right now I'm stumped.

5 books you've read in the past 5 years:
You're kidding me, right? I think I've read 1 1/2 which is sad because I use to voraciously consume books. The last 5 years however were taken up with trying to get my oldest through high school, trying to get pregnant, getting pregnant, and now trying to manage the twins from said pregnancy. Someday I will read more than just a magazine article again.

5 slang terms you use regularly:
Crap
Darnit
Shut up (not really slang, but qualifies depending on useage)
doh
seriously (again, depends on useage)

5 people you'd like to tap for this:
I think evernyone has already been tapped since I am a late comer to the show this week. I guess I could go with the 0 is a multiple of 5 answer like a few of you have. ;)